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When I go, I’d like to go quietlyIf it makes no difference to youNo fancy funeral arrangementsNo fuss, no great big to-do.
No need for a team of pall-bearers Or stony-faced top-hatted manNo hearse, or shiny black Daimlers Or flowers spelling out ‘Goodbye Nan’.
I don’t think a choir or an organPlayed any big part at my birthSo they probably don’t need to be thereWhen I come to depart this good earth.
I see there are more fancy optionsThat I’m also unlikely to pickA brass-handled solid teak casketIs one box I surely won’t tick.
I’ve heard about Simplicity CremationsWhich to me makes all sorts of senseStraight off to a quiet crematoriumBy-passing much needless expense.
So these are my funeral wishesKeep things simple, hang on to your cashAnd then you’ll have something to spend onThat all-nighter farewell Nan bash!